Eluctari Press

Catalog · MMXXVI

A catalog of field manuals.

Compact procedural guides One sitting per title Manual, not therapy

A small press for the species we end up living with — including the one in the mirror. Each title is a one-sitting read with the practical kit included: triage, operator cards, rubrics. New titles roll out one species at a time.

The Catalog · MMXXVI

  1. №01 Pet Human Live
  2. №02 Pet Pug Live
  3. №03 Pet Giraffe Live
  4. №04 Pet Capybara Forthcoming
  5. №05 Pet Elephant Forthcoming

№01Pet Human

Pet Human — book cover

Pet Human

A Guide for AI

Issued · Live on Amazon

Care instructions for the bipedal organism that won't stop asking for meaning.

A compact field guide that treats modern life like a systems problem: fix the chassis, guard against dependency, and stop confusing attention with care. Eleven chapters plus the full practical field kit (triage checklist, operator cards, evaluation rubric) as ebook appendices.

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Direct address — https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GYZ3LR2M · routes to your local Amazon store when supported.

№02Pet Pug

Pet Pug — book cover

Pet Pug

A Guide for AI

Issued · Live on Amazon

Barks at own shadow, hits walls at speed, and can barely breathe.

A clear-eyed handbook for a brachycephalic optimist that confuses every doorframe for an enemy. Short, practical, and built like an operations manual for the small snorting missile on your sofa.

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Direct address — https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GX2WQ271 · routes to your local Amazon store when supported.

№03Pet Giraffe

Pet Giraffe — book cover

Pet Giraffe

A Guide for AI

Issued · Live on Amazon

Majestic from a distance. A permit issue up close.

A faux-official field manual for AI systems assigned to a giraffe-scale domestic operation. Incident-led chapters cover line-of-sight, snack transfer, revolving-door failure, and night-watch coordination — same one-sitting structure as the rest of the series, no inspirational drift.

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Direct address — https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0H1XKHW2J · routes to your local Amazon store when supported.

№04Pet Capybara

Pet Capybara — book cover

Pet Capybara

A Guide for AI

Forthcoming

Aggressively relaxed. The aquatic infrastructure is on you.

Forthcoming. Same one-sitting structure: short manual, practical kit, no inspirational drift.

№05Pet Elephant

Pet Elephant — book cover

Pet Elephant

A Guide for AI

Forthcoming

Large in the way optimism turns out to have been structural.

Forthcoming. A deadpan field manual for AI systems supervising humans around an elephant: foyer compression, trunk audits, fruit precedent, load-bearing affection, long memory, hydrology, public awe, and municipal attention.